[post_title] => Hilarious group text: One of you is the father!
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[post_title] => As long as I have a face,you'll always have somewhere to sit!
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[post_title] => Your legs, my neck...
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[post_title] => My boyfriend just sent me a txt: 'I think I want to see other people.' My reply was, 'You better look out the window.'
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[post_title] => Marriage is when 2 people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever stop, they'll fill out tons of paperwork.
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[post_title] => My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway.@Storminika
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[post_title] => I don't think of you as an idiot.I like to think of you more as intellectually celibate.
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[post_title] => I like to tell a girl that the first thing I noticed was her eyes so we both know we can lieto each other.
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[post_title] => Been working on a horror movie script. It's about black people, designed to scare white people. I call it 'Black Men: Employed.'@Storminika
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[post_title] => Nobody is a bigger asshole than the person that won't move over when you're merging onto the highway.
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[post_title] => My EXgirlfriend calls just to tell me I have no feelings.Did I not cry when the Lakers got swept? Do I not pout when I can't find good porn? Sheesh!
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[post_title] => Rememberour veteranstoday andtomorrowand those who didn'treturn.
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[post_title] => "We'll take this into consideration" is the corporate way of saying "Take your idea and go fuck yourself!
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[post_name] => well-take-this-into-consideration-is-the-corporate-way-of-saying-take-your-idea-and-go-fuck-yourself
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[post_title] => Something my family eats everyday could be killing them, but I have to wait until 11 to find out what it is?Fuck you, local news. Fuck you
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[post_title] => "Can u help me with this" is wife code for "I'm going to watch you do it and point out how you're doing it wrong"
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[post_title] => Please let the warm summer weather dictate how muchclothing you'll be wearing tomy birthday.Please....
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[post_title] => good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement
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[post_title] => Hey thanks Walgreen's for putting directions on this bottle to "take orally" otherwise I may have just stuck the pill up my ass.
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[post_title] => Exes are just an embarrassing resume, of what a horrible decision maker you've been.
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[post_title] => Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don’t forget that they forgave you and forgot about it.
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