[post_title] => My wife left the room so I decided to give her a hint by writing “69” over and over again and now she’s mad that I ruined her Sudoku.@Brianhopecomedy
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[post_title] => Hey guys, tell her you like her just the way she is. It really is thatfucking simple.
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[post_title] => Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
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[post_title] => My neighbors loved my music so much that they invited the cops to listen to it.
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[post_title] => Yea I just eyefucked you.
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[post_title] => If she says get it out of my purse,just take it to her.You don't have the time to find it, and you don't want to knowwhat's in there.
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[post_title] => Sometimes when you take a step back and look at the people you once associated yourself with, it leaves you wondering what fucking paint thinners you were on...
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[post_title] => Car stereo died, & wife suggested I "reflect on my thoughts" during commute: Broke. No sex. Out of shape.That took me to edge of driveway.@PlanetTerror406
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[post_title] => When I say "We'll look back on this later and laugh" - it really means it's gonna cost a fortune to fix this when it happens.
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[post_title] => I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my vagina for getting me so many free drinks.
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[post_title] => Sarcasm....I put that shit on everything...
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[post_title] => Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is how Jose Cuervo stays in business.
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[post_title] => We have one mouth and two ears ...so we should listen twice as much as we talk...ICBK
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[post_title] => There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.@Blondiethegood
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[post_title] => Liquor & beer bottles should contain real warnings, like "Drinking alcoholic beverages may impair your ability to lie, and cause destructive honesty."
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[post_title] => My eHarmony profile is just a video of me vigorously mixing a batch of pancake batter by hand whilst winking suggestively at the camera.@laurascaz
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[post_title] => I realized at my intervention that I was surrounded by a room full of people that give me a reason to drink.
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[post_title] => Why would I go see a play called the Vagina Monologues? Mine talks enough already and you should hear what that dirty bitch has to say.@RideSallyRide69
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[post_title] => You get morning wood, I get morning hair. Both can be handled in the shower.
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[post_title] => Some people will never understand you even if you speak a thousand words. And there are others who will understand without you evensaying a word.
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